Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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