We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
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She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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