lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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