So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
