His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i dont even know how to be here
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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