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(503): View more from Oregon

well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back

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(310): View more from California

You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".

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(+33): View more from France

It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"

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(772): View more from Florida

When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?

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(631): View more from New York

Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..

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(813): View more from Florida

Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.

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