I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize