how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
This couple is walking their pig around campus
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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