I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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