someone get that fucking seahorse.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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