For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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