Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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