I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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