The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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