K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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