i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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