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Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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