Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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