I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
