I am puke
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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