Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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