I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
