is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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