Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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