She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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