i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
