Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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