Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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