You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I'm both gender and math confused
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