i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
