the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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