Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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