Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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