just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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