oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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