Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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