so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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