am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Send help, water and tortillas.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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