i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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