Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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