I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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