Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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