CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Of course I have a pirate flag
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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