Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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