i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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