no. you can't hotbox the world.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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