some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I lost the right to judge tonight
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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