I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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