Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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