tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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