Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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