I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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