Its about making memories worth repressing
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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