just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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