i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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