How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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