Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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