apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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